F-CK the ocean!

Corporation of the CENTURY

Grimster — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 19:40:33 +0000

F-theocean would like to celebrate BP as the corporation of the CENTURY.

Nowhere can you find a company that has taken our motto more truly to heart than BP, because they have well and truly FUCKED the ocean.

Congratz BP on being chosen FTO’s Corporation of the CENTURY (yes it has to be capitalized).

Sources: are you living in a cave?

This should scare you, a LOT

Grimster — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 14:54:01 +0000

So, what did some researchers find 20 miles out in the ocean? A freshwater Georgia alligator swimming with whales.

You should be asking yourself WHAT ARE THEY PLANNING? WHAT ARE THEY UP TO? And you should be frightened.

What are they planning? Is this the first step to a land invasion by sea monsters? I gotta tell you, this worries me.

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No, back to the ocean you

Grimster — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 20:42:45 +0000

Continuing the WTF Crab? day, I present to you, the biggest crab on earth, the coconut crab.

Here once again the ocean is proving how truly fucking EVIL it is, these bastards come up on land, and apparently like to climb trees. Apparently they then mimic a hanging batch of coconuts so they can lure unsuspecting blind coconut hunters to their doom. Because you’d have to BE FUCKING BLIND not to realize this is a BIGASS MAN EATING CRAB and not a coconut.

Anyway, enjoy the pictures, and the nightmares.

Seriously, Ocean, WTF?

Grimster — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 20:19:38 +0000

It’s called the hirsuta crab, it was recently discovered and is a new species.

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Random Hottie 02-19-2010

Grimster — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 20:13:56 +0000

Random Hottie 02-09-2010

Grimster — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 15:36:14 +0000

Random Hottie 02-08-2010

Grimster — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 13:58:10 +0000

I hate to say I told you so

Grimster — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 13:31:35 +0000

I try my best to warn people. Some people listen but many don’t.

Take for example the recent shark attack victim in Florida. Had he visited this site and listened to my sage advice, he’d have avoided his horrendous fate.

Sources: MANY

Random Hottie 02-04-2010

Grimster — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 13:29:11 +0000

Even the Mammals!

Grimster — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 01:04:26 +0000

See what happened to this penguin? You keep swimming in that damned ocean and something like this will happen to you too!

See even the mammals in the god-forsaken oceans are out to kill you.