F-CK the ocean!

Now tell me that doesn’t look like a vagina. It’s a green sea slug

Now to make it even more hideous. This thing eats algae and then uses the algae’s own chloroplasts to gain the ability to synthesize sunlight just like a plant would! It can use nothing but photosynthesis to survive once it eats a little algae. But the real kicker, in order for this to work, the green sea vagina actually does a GENE TRANSFER to gain the additional skills required to do this synthesis.

I’m sorry but this sounds like the makings of one HELL of a horror movie. Yep that’s the ocean. Just one big horror show, only it’s real, and not make believe.

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