F-CK the ocean!

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So let’s learn a little about some freshwater fuckery. The piranha, while not a big fish, the largest variety grows to maybe 18 inches, makes up for size with attitude, and numbers. Hunting in schools, and voraciously attacking and eating any animal unlucky enough to get in their way, particularly if they smell blood.

Ladies, it’s safe to say, never get into the Amazon if it’s that time of the month. If it’s not candiru swimming up your urethra, it’s piranha eating you, and they would likely start where the blood is flowing from. Honestly I’m surprised this hasn’t appeared in at least a handful of horror movies by now.

But enough with the jibber jabber, let’s make with the pictures!