Nov
10

No no no no no no no no no no no

Here’s the picture.  Then the story.

Candiru_Pic1

Doesn’t look like much does it? No big teeth, not particularly scary looking.

Let me tell you what this monster is capable of, and has been documented doing.  SWIMMING UP A MAN’S URETHRA AND LODGING ITSELF IN PLACE WITH ITS SPINES CAUSING BLEEDING AND INTENSE PAIN.

Game over, this fish wins, eat my leg off, stab me in the heart with your spiny end, poison me, whatever, but for all that is holy, do not swim up my pecker and lodge in place with SPINES and make my dick bleed.  Oh sweet mercy I need to go laydown.

by Grimster on November 10th, 2009 in Stuff from the Ocean
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